Me-What does this sound like?

[MVB]

Symptom
Enormous amount of gas, burping farting to an unbelievable extent. Hundreds of times Stomach gets distended, stretched. It "hurts" becoming debilitating

worse after vegetable meal less after high protein
worse after sugary coffee
better after some antibiotics but not others.
now on permanent Doloxine which enables me to bugger on.

I don't think anyone believes the methane(?) factory I carry with me " need to diet; too fat"
It is a huge balloon that occasionally completely deflates.
I often have low energy levels and get exhausted easily, I sweat a lot i drink a lot.
Did sugar test this week (GTT)

All this was better when I was an apprentice alcoholic, then an apprentice nutter (Valium, anti depressants)
Since giving these props away have had to resort to Doloxine to survive. Without it I would top myself.

diagnosis:- "IBS"
"irritable" just don't describe it.
It makes Israel look like 'pacifist' Switzerland.

I think this may have happened when I was training to be an alcoholic and drank everything liquid including lavender EO (a surprisingly small amount makes you drunk)

Slow growing cancer discovered after shining a light up the shady side.

What do you reckon?
I reckon if I have HP it is the mother of all, and resistant to anything going
(Ps was a nurseryperson-- it seems to like vegetables -- did it crawl out of the compost like the creature from the black lagoon?)

[Toni]

Yikes! This is complicated. Let's think about it for a few days (or weeks / ?years??)

[FreeFlyFreak]

I had symptoms very much like you.
Endless stinky gas.

Was recently tested positive for H pylori.
After treatment, my endless stinky gas went away.

HP to blame or something else wiped out by the treatment?
I dont know, I dont care, am just glad it is gone.

2 weeks multi treatment + 1 month treatment with VSL 3 (a probiotic)
Feels better than I have in many years, plus my weird skin problems have magically cleared up.

[Sullivan92]

So how long did it take you to get back to the norm?


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[Helico_expert]

have you ever had an endoscopic examination?